Scream Queens
Two Irish weirdos masquerading as smoking hot bombshells come together to drink wine and discuss the things that go bump in the night in this digital low-key Satanic ritual. We're talking cults, serial-killers, demons (not ours! well, maybe), our cats (Ouija & Kubrick, who just might be demons), and all things spooky. Because 2020 wasn't scary enough
Episodes
32 episodes
They're Only Words, and Words Are All I Have, and They Are All Insane.
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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2:03:46
It's Just Like Disneyland, Only it's Fucking Horrible
Trigger Warning for anyone involved in the Chernobyl disaster or the "The People vs Mickey Mouse" Trial - we're with you, Comrades!
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:37:07
"How Do You Solve a Problem like 'Brain Eater?"
The ineffectiveness of the answer may surprise you!We're back after a seasonal (read: COVID-19) hiatus and the failed piloting of another cursed format, absolutely and Honestly of our own frEe wilL and not out of fe...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:26:03
I Don't Know What the Devil is Making You Do Right Now, But I Hate It.
Does humming the song protect you from copyright infringement laws? We hope so, because we celebrate being the 63rd highest ranking podcast in Ecuador by attempting to hum "Ecuador" by Sash!, which turns out to be pretty much impossible.
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:11:23
The Legend of Whispering Cliff
Are you a "When She was Bad" Hair, or "Amends" Hair? Either way, Sarah Michelle Gellar is never allowed cut her hair again. In keeping with the new format, this week we're following up on last week's episode with the t...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:26:14
Let's Face It, Your Mother Was No Sharon Stone
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Spotify! Well surprise Bitch, bet you'd thought you had seen the last of us. Well, that's because we told you it was, but actually did we though? Not officially.We've risen from the de...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:18:52
The Best of Season One
In anticipation of Season 2 of Scream Queens we decided to update our trailer with some of our best bits of Season 1 - because we don't know what a trailer is apparently!We hope you enjoy this something of a recap, timestamps for the ep...
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1:22:20
AHS Season 5 Was Overrated
Oh you want a synopsis, do ya? Well have ALL THE SYNOPSES IN THE WORLD.So we're gonna keep this short & sweet, because every few weeks we endeavor to keep our episodes to an hour max and then immediately decide to not stick to those...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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1:02:36
Forty Whacks With A Wet Noodle
Lizzie Borden took an axe,and gave her mother forty whacks,and when he saw what she had done,she gave her father forty-one.So basically none of that is true whatsoever, but you know what they say: never let the truth get in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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1:53:07
"NEVER DRIVE FASTER THAN YOUR GAURDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
Sophie has been doing a lot of "dr...awings" lately, and we're all very concerned. Don't be fooled, this not an intervention for a listener named Sophie! She genuinely is just drawing and for some reason she's going to draw us, but she hasn...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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1:51:15
Samara Never Had to Deal With This Shit
We're back to the cursed format we're always terrified of doing, particularly one with basically no research either beyond finding a pre-written article - this time not from Good Housekeeping, at least. To be honest we've enough self-researched...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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1:47:42
There's Lots of Guys to Meat on Grindr
HEYllo whatsupyouguys? Do you remember that episode of the IT Crowd with the cannibal who places a personal ad to find someone to eat? Well, turns out that before Graham Linehan was a transphobic arsehole, he was also not very orig...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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1:55:48
You'll Be Walken' Away Feeling as Fresh as a Piece of Wood
Were the gold-rushing McCloud brothers murdered by some Native Americans trying to protect the land? Or did they get into a fiery fight with a vengeful bear?Did the Dyatlov Pass campers die of hypothermia as the Russian government claim...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:43:25
I Saw Goody Badwife Dancing with the Devil!
We did it! Us crazy bastards finally did it! A reasonable length episode! Who knew we had it in us? This is basically the length we've always wanted our episodes to be but gave up trying because let's face it WE'VE JUST BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN ...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:17:55
Come on Barbie, Let's Go Kill Your Sister
Happy New Year (again, we guess!)Have you any New Years Resolutions? We take you through some of our bad habits (and facial hair choices - cough cough) and take you through the resolutions we've made to combat them. Trigger Warni...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:34:11
Why Don't You Come Up to My Crypt and Cut Off My Head Sometime?
Happy New Year, guys!And also we should say Merry Christmas because you may have noticed (some of you with delight) that we didn't release our Christmas episode last week for reasons we explain herewithin. Our chaotic energy, you gotta love...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:56:57