"NEVER DRIVE FASTER THAN YOUR GAURDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"

Sophie has been doing a lot of "dr...awings" lately, and we're all very concerned.
Don't be fooled, this not an intervention for a listener named Sophie! She genuinely is just drawing and for some reason she's going to draw us, but she hasn't yet so maybe she won't, but she really should.

This is a special episode because for the first time ever, Dannii thinks this story is a FAKE, which literally never happens because no matter what she says she has definitely handed her wallet over to a "wallet inspector."

In this episode we discuss A (possible) HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT (maybe).
This is the story of Carmen and Al Snedeker who moved their family (including their niece for some reason?) from New York City to Connecticut (gross!) because their son was terminally ill (also gross!) to their new house which seemed perfect until immediately after moving in discover that their basement comes with a fully intact embalming operation (so gross!). In a completely unsurprisingly turn of events, moving into a former funeral home leads to some spectacularly outrageous "haunting" events. But first, we get a nice healthy dose of parental denial of things such as whispering wallpaper, being constantly swarmed by an army of black crows, and overt demonic possession.

We also play a dangerous game of "If I Quit, Who Would You Replace Me With?" which means this may be the last ever episode of Scream Queens, at least in its current form, because one of us might be dead. Which by the way would be an even better podcast called "Dannii & Conor (Deceased)"

Special appearance by a story about a girl we know who accidentally turned into a ghost from a low budget horror movie while attempting to change a bedsheet.

P.S. Turns out we're both right. Trisket is meat, Triscuits are biscuits. 
But Brisket is also meat, but Briscuits are not biscuits. 

I dare you to count how many words in this synopsis begin with the letter "N" and tell Conor he's wrong.