You'll Be Walken' Away Feeling as Fresh as a Piece of Wood

Were the gold-rushing McCloud brothers murdered by some Native Americans trying to protect the land? Or did they get into a fiery fight with a vengeful bear?

Did the Dyatlov Pass campers die of hypothermia as the Russian government claims, or were they attacked by a radioactive bear with laser eyes?

Did the Sodder (yes, Sodder) children perish in an electrical fire? Or were they kidnapped  by some Mussolini fanatics?  Or did they also get into a fiery fire with an angry bear? OR did the bear save them from the fire to live their new lives together in Kentucky? 

Did freeloading and homely Lizzie Borden murder her wealthy father and stepmother in order to inherit his wealth and marry her uncle? Was her uncle a moustache-twiddling, cloak-billowing, top hat-wearing bear?

In this episode we take turns telling short tales of still unsolved disappearances and murders with varying degrees of what-the-fuckery and some pretty ridiculous public reactions.  No, not Madeline McCann for reasons Dannii explores but Conor will not dare repeat.

Once again we try to cram too much into one episode and run out of time before we get through them all because we just never learn our damn lesson, but we are going to explore some of these stories and the ones we didn't read in the future because to be honest they deserve full length episodes.

FUN FACT: Every time we've recorded an episode in this format we have hated it and ended up throwing the whole baby away with the bathwater (need future episode exploring the origin of this expression btw) - so sorry if it's shite. 

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